“Don’t throw baby Moses in the water!” Bible Adventures for NES can be disturbing #umwconsole

“Don’t throw baby Moses in the water!” Bible Adventures for NES can be disturbing #umwconsole

The Baby Moses game story for the Bible Adventures NES allows you to throw baby Moses into the water, and then that’s it. The game goes on, but there is no point. Seems like some deep, disturbing existential parable a la Nietszche.

Notice how the graphics seem to be inspired by the Super Mario Bros design.

Menu screen for Bible Adventures game for the NES #umwconsole

Zach Whalen has this wild NES game called Bible Adventures that let’s you play through three different stories in the Old Testament: Noah’s Ark, baby Moses, and David and Goliath. You spend most of your time shepherding animals, unless you are throwing babies in water. A truly wild game. It wasn’t an official NES game, but rather a religious bootleg sold only in religious stores. Kinda like early religious rock bands, but for the NES 🙂